Showing posts with label sex. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sex. Show all posts

Monday, April 19, 2010

Update About anything and Everything.

Hi,I'm Naomi,
 I am going to have a go at Stress this month.
 Yes Stress is what happens to our body when any "pleasant" or "unpleasant" demand is placed upon it.
 Although we can't avoid stress Live for Life: Avoid the Stress Mess altogether and by the way would not want to,we must learn how to keep distress to the minimum.
  1.  Finish every day and be done with it.You have done what you could.Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in,forget them as soon as you can.
 2.Tomorrow is a new day;begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense!
 3.This day is all that is good and fair.It is too dear ,with hopes and invitations,to waste a moment on the yesterdays !  
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For a nostalgic  look back at the films  most popular in the nineteen nineties go have a  look at  the armchair blog for a list of a hndred most visited movies.

Tell a man that there 300 million stars in the universe and he will believe you.
Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to make sure!
As a drunk staggers on to a bus an old lady says ,"i've got news for you ,you are going straight to hell"
 He says"thank you Ma'am i'll have to get off ,i'm on the wrong bus!
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Today I would like to discuss perfumes.I enjoy a fragrance that is not completely over powering or a lavender water which just gives a sense of presence. Since men these days also use so called masculine perfumes ,they should also wise up to what attracts women.I must say some of the scents they use smell just like insecticide ! Especially younger men seem to be influenced by those advertisements of a hoard girls jumping out of a coffin and pulling a man in with them! In one office where I worked
 a young man smelt terrible with a dreadful brand of perfume and every one cringed as he entered the office every morning.After about a month even the boss could not bear it anymore and called him intto his office.He was obviously indignant ,for much to our relief he stormed out and never returned.
 An after shave that is mild is a better idea



I met  a horrible and rude man downtown this morning ,I knew right away he was a trouble maker. He started to insult me and used bad language ,he even threatened me!
After all we met by accident when I ran over his foot with my car!
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Sandra Bullock offered advice to Tiger Woods wife Ellin Nordegren which now seems pretty ironic.She said about  Jesse James that if she found out he was having affairs she would beat him with a baseball bat and would not stop!She thought her marraige was rock solid at the time.Seems that now that he was caught out, the fighting spirit has left her and she moved out.

= I have been listening to Kylie Minogue latest  CDs I find the more i listen the more I want to listen

 Cameron Diaz is making a movie with her ex-boyfriend Justin Timberlake which includes very steamy sex scenes.Justins girlfriend claims she is thrilled! Yeh sure!
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 Finally  a blonds mating call "I think I'm drunk !"

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The AppleIpad seems to have been well received by the american public and half a million were sold in the first three days
DO SEX  BY Barry
This month I am  concentrating on the E for Eating correctly and X for Exercise.
First I must tell you about a wonderful breakfast that i have dscovered.It is adding one cup of Oat Bran to one Cup of Oats. Then I cook half a cup in the microwave and have found that amount ever morning keeps me regular and this has worked  for me for a couple of months now.
 And now for the X for Exercise .
If you want to stay passionate in old age EXERCISE  regularly.A University of Chicago study has found that people that are unfit lose interest in sex twenty years earlier.Fit people are more likely to have SEX at least twice to three times a week.Then there is a British survey that shows that people living near green spaces are more sexually active than those living further away as they are likely to exercise more.

Thursday, March 25, 2010

April Post about anything and everything goes on and on....

1. Naomi here
2. Barry thinking


1.Naomi here
....yes and on....Most of us spend our lives as if we had another in the bank


 "Learn from others mistakes ,you can never live long enough to make them al yourself"

Mars and Venus
 A man nods his head to show he is in agreement;a woman to show she's listening. This leads a man to assume that she agrees with him when in fact,she's simply paying attention!

 "Exercise is the best kept secret of preventive medecine" Dr Harvey Simon

Q Why is that if we have a project that would take six hours to complete ,we keep putting it off ,until close to the deadline and then try to complete it in say two hours?
A BECAUSE ITS NEVER TOO LATE TO DO A BAD JOB!

In Fashion ladies hats seem to be coming in again.Surely not!
 Avatar 3D reminds me of the movies that my folks told me about . IN THOSE DAYS THEY HAD TO WEAR GLASSES,which were handed out at the door of the cinema,they were soaked in Dettol water,but as eye deseases spread the veiwing thing soon stopped.My mother said that the glasses also made her nauseous and later many people complained of that.Hopefully things have progressed since and now newer techniques are  used. Computer AVATAR games seem to be the in thing these days as all our younger relatives seem to be playing them.

"Make good habits  and they will make you"--- Park Cousins

DO SEX by Barry this month I want to concentrate upon the S in SEX.That stands for three words that can or not be taken together or not.The words are Sleep,Stress and Sex its self. A good nights sleep relieves tension and  should leave you feeling great the next morning to tackle the day ahead.Easier said than done to leave all your problems behind and not lie awake at night re-hashing them.Try tensing all your muscles sittting in a chair ,hold for about ten seconds then relax.Start with your feet then work your way up your body till you get right to your neck.Please don't do any  thing that you don'tfeel at ease with.I find this helps me relax and everybody can probably work out their own routine. As far as stress goes during the day stop what you are doing and breath slower after taking a deep breath.The third Stress reliever is of course Sex but will not do much if you are over tired and could be left for the morning.Just in passing I must tell you that SEX is the only thing that can be enjoyed with out smiling! Cheers till next month.
Fantasy football is just the game to to help relieve stress,take your mind off everyday problems

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

First Post ,Just about Anything and Everything

Monday 9 Febuary
By Naomi kicking off;


Barry said I should get in shape. I replied that "Round is a Shape !"
 We hate change and love it at the same time. What we really want is for things to remain the same,but get better !

          For God so loved the world
That he gave
  His only
   Begotten
        Son
                                  that whoever
     Believeth inHim
               should not perish
                   But have everlasting life
John 3:16


Tuesday 1o...
Childlike qualities we should all keep:-...
CURIOUSITY...


IMAGINATIVENESS...

PLAYFULNESS...


OPEN-MINDEDNESS...


WILLINGNESS TO EXPERIMENT...


EAGERNESS TO LEARN...

LIVING IN THE PRESENT...

FORGIVENESS...


FLEXIBILITY...


THE NEED TO LOVE...


HUMOUR...


ENERGY...


HONESTY...

Todays is Diva Paris Hiltons Birthday 17 Feb.

"Forty is the old age of youth and fifty is the youth of old age "  Victor Hugo

Winters are very cold in the Southern Hemesphere ,so its time to think about  insulated PEET Shoe Dryer M97-FSB Original 2-Shoe Electric DryerEMU Australia Women's Bronte Hi Boot,Chestnut,boots and shoes
 DO SEX  by Barry No 1

Do you know what SEX stands for? No,well lets break it down.
"S" Stands for SLEEP   .Necessary for all human functions.
"E" Stands for Eat correctly.
"X" Stands for get enough EXERCISE ,but always in moderation.
Next month i'll deal with one of these aspects.
Now not what you were expecting? How ever heck ,I like the way you think!

June Grouch! Lazy doctors?

  Doctors do not examine one as they used to in the past .They ask you whats wrong and just treat one for that ailment. I was   getting bad ...