Seven days with out laughter makes one weak !
You cannot motivate the best people with money. Money is the way they keep score. The best people are motivated by passion alone!
Life is what happens while you are making other plans!
Saturday, October 22, 2016
Monday, October 3, 2016
Little know alls
Why is it that ones grand children fourteen year olds try to teach one how to drive ? After all they don't posses a license yet and we can remember when they were still in liquid form in their parents. Obviously we still love these little shits, damn !
Saturday, September 14, 2013
The Doctor....
asked me after my check -up how I remained so fit for an eighty year old? I told him that I drink two glasses of wine every morning,smoke a cigar and enjoy a round of golf with my father of a hundred years and grandfather of one hunderd and twenty years, except that my grand father was not playing with us this week as he was getting married."Good heavens at a hundred and twenty and he still wants to marry !" exclaims the doctor.I replied "Who said he wants to get married!"
Friday, August 30, 2013
The difference between.....
A good secretary and a great one! A good secretary will say "Good morning mister Mullins" A great one will say "Gracious mister Mullins,is it morning already ? " Barry
Saturday, August 3, 2013
SHLIPPING SHIDEWAYS!
REMEMBER TO LIVE BY THIS MOTTO:
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body,but rather a sideways skid,chocolate in one hand,wine in the other,body thouroughly used up,totally worn out and screaming "woo
hoo! what a ride" - Naomi
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body,but rather a sideways skid,chocolate in one hand,wine in the other,body thouroughly used up,totally worn out and screaming "woo
hoo! what a ride" - Naomi
Wednesday, June 26, 2013
Just
Laziness is the only commodity that even a millionaire can not afford!
Life goes on,as we find if we make an effort we have got the time to do the things we have to.I make a list of the essential things I have to do,then scratch off the items as they are done.I usually loose the list before I am finished,there by avoiding the most onerous tasks!
My neighbour decided he would put wood between his pallisades to make his yard more private.I decided that I would assist him as he had no one to help him.The first lesson we learnt was that neither of us are thirty years old any more.It took us two exhausting days to finish.Looks professional.He was supposed to help me do the same at my house,how ever we have decided to wait at least a month to recover fully!
Life goes on,as we find if we make an effort we have got the time to do the things we have to.I make a list of the essential things I have to do,then scratch off the items as they are done.I usually loose the list before I am finished,there by avoiding the most onerous tasks!
My neighbour decided he would put wood between his pallisades to make his yard more private.I decided that I would assist him as he had no one to help him.The first lesson we learnt was that neither of us are thirty years old any more.It took us two exhausting days to finish.Looks professional.He was supposed to help me do the same at my house,how ever we have decided to wait at least a month to recover fully!
Wednesday, March 27, 2013
M T No 2
In marraige ,the centre of a womans happiness is to be loved.The center of a mans happiness is to be admired!
If u are wondering what M T stands for see last months title.
I own the 1949 version of the "shorter Oxford Dictionary".Its over a thousand pages long,diffficult to handle.Now I wonder what the longer Oxford Dictionary was like?
If u are wondering what M T stands for see last months title.
I own the 1949 version of the "shorter Oxford Dictionary".Its over a thousand pages long,diffficult to handle.Now I wonder what the longer Oxford Dictionary was like?
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